Welcome to the online home of the QuietGorilla

Here you will find information about,

and a collection of thoughts from,

an Old, Naked, Talking Ape


“For all things fade and turn to fable, and quickly too, oblivion covers them like sand.” - Marcus Aurelius

“Then let this be my footprints in the sand, to remain after all other traces of me are gone” - The QuietGorilla


There are no F.A.Q.s to be found on this website.

Just L.I.E.S.

Since this website is new, I have not yet been ‘Frequently Asked any Questions’ (F.A.Q.).

I have, however, been asked many questions elsewhere. So I can anticipate what questions I might be asked here, and have compiled these in to my ‘Limited Information for Expectable Scrutiny’, or L.I.E.S. for short.

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